My friend Mat got me all hyped to go skating the other night at the TVOTR show. He was all "Monday morning, 9AM, Wilson...blah blah blah". Then we didn't go & it's cold outside & I'm reading dumb websites & watching skate video trailers. I wish I could say that it bothered me more but I'm an awful skater. Jay told me that since he broke his ankle last year his new motto is "All Four Wheels On The Ground & Nothing Steeper Than 45 Degrees". Anyway, I don't have a choice in the matter. I'm all about push, push, coast & no "pop" whatsoever. I'm getting old & I don't have any insurance or savings, either. And on that note, here is a pirate joke that I read somewhere.
Q: How did the pirate quit smoking?
A: the Patch
Posted by Rob at April 1, 2004 7:48 PM | TrackBackif you're talking about the mat with one "t" in the name, don't trust him. what kind of guy can decide to just drop a letter from the end of the socially-acceptable, generations-old, truncated-by-those-who-knew-best version of his name. do you know what M-A-T spells?!?!? troublemaker, that's what.
Posted by: michael r. at April 2, 2004 11:47 AM